Rise of the Planet of the Apes!

Caesar the ape shows cognitive skills that 

far exceed that of a human counterpart. 

The drug in his system has radically 

boosted healthy brain functions. 

Now that I, Caesar, am a genius, let me spread this tonic 

around to my fellow apes so we can conquer the earth

What, you don’t believe apes can defeat humans?

How about now?

Still don’t believe it?

Now that we are in control, we need 

to change some things around here. 

You call this a swing?

Now Floating Rope Swing is something

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